Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Virtues \ | | | Who understands the world is learned; | | Who understands the self is | | enlightened. Who conquers the world has | | strength; Who conquers the self has | | harmony; Who is determined has purpose. | | Who is contented has wealth; Who | | defends his home may long endure; Who | | surrenders his home may long survive | | it. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;