Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The truth you speak has no past and no \ | future. It is, and that's all it needs | \ to be. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;