Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. \ | (Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, | \ paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;