Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Responsibility: \ | | | Everyone says that having power is a | | great responsibility. This is a lot of | | bunk. Responsibility is when someone | | can blame you if something goes wrong. | | When you have power you are surrounded | | by people whose job it is to take the | | blame for your mistakes. If they're | | smart, that is. | | | \ -- Cerebus, "On Governing" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;