Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No prisoner's dilemma here. Over the \ | long term, symbiosis is more useful | | than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any | | mitochondria. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705102042.NAA00851@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;