Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / love, n.: \ | | | When, if asked to choose between your | | lover | | | | and happiness, you'd skip happiness in | \ a heartbeat. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;