Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Yes I have a Machintosh, please don't \ | scream at me. | | | \ -- Larry Blumette on linux-kernel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;