Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stress has been pinpointed as a major \ | cause of illness. To avoid overload and | | burnout, keep stress out of your life. | | Give it to others instead. Learn the | | "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you | | talking to me?" technique, and the "Do | | you feel okay? You look pale." | | approach. Start with negotiation and | | implication. Advance to manipulation | | and humiliation. Above all, relax and | \ have a nice day. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;