Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Destiny is a good thing to accept when \ | it's going your way. When it isn't, | | don't call it destiny; call it | | injustice, treachery, or simple bad | | luck. | | | \ -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;