Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /eek, not another one... \ | Seems ever developer and | | their mother now has a random | | | | signature using irc quotes ... | \ WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;