Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In case of fire, stand in the hall and \ | shout "Fire!" | | | \ -- The Kidner Report / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;