Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Debian Linux is a solid, comprehensive \ | product, and a genuine pleasure to use. | | It is also great to become involved | | with the Debian collective, whose | | friendliness and spirit recalls the | | early days of the Internet and its | | sense of openness and global | \ cooperation. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;