Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The grave's a fine and private place, \ | but none, I think, do there embrace. | | | \ -- Andrew Marvell / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;