Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whether your covers star a male or a \ | female, I read your magazine for the | | articles | | | \ -- Leo Costales, in "Outside July 2005" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;