Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Immutability, Three Rules of: \ | | | (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. | | | | (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he | | will. | | | \ (3) If a teenager can go out, he will. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;