Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go \ | on writing plays, my boy. One of these | | days a London producer will go into his | | office and say to his secretary, `Is | | there a play from Shaw this morning?' | | and when she says `No,' he will say, | | `Well, then we'll have to start on the | | rubbish.' And that's your chance, my | \ boy." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;