Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My problem lies in reconciling my gross \ | habits with my net income. | | | | -- Errol Flynn | | | | Any man who has $10,000 left when he | | dies is a failure. | | | \ -- Errol Flynn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;