Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | SCENES THAT WILL STAGGER YOUR SIGHT! -- | | DANCING CALLED GO-GO -- MUSIC CALLED | | JU-JU -- NARCOTICS CALLED BANGI! -- | | FIRES OF PUBERTY! | | | | SEE the burning of a virgin! | | | | SEE power of witch doctor over women! | | | | SEE pygmies with fantastic Physical | | Endowments!!! | | | | -- Kwaheri (1965) | | | | The Big Comedy of Nineteen-Sexty-Sex! | | | | -- Boeing-Boeing (1965) | | | | AN ASTRONAUT WENT UP- A "GUESS WHAT" | | CAME DOWN! | | | | The picture that comes complete with a | | 10-foot tall monster to give you the | | wim-wams! | | | \ -- Monster a Go-Go (1965) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;