Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / love, n.: \ | | | When you don't want someone too | | close--because you're very sensitive | | | \ to pleasure. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;