Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A student, in hopes of understanding \ | the Lambda-nature, came to Greenblatt. | | As they spoke a Multics system hacker | | walked by. "Is it true", asked the | | student, "that PL-1 has many of the | | same data types as Lisp?" Almost before | | the student had finished his question, | | Greenblatt shouted, "FOO!", and hit the | \ student with a stick. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;