Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When the Universe was not so out of \ | whack as it is today, and all the stars | | were lined up in their proper places, | | you could easily count them from left | | to right, or top to bottom, and the | | larger and bluer ones were set apart, | | and the smaller yellowing types pushed | | off to the corners as bodies of a lower | | grade ... | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;