Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hatred, n.: \ | | | A sentiment appropriate to the occasion | | of another's superiority. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;