Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost \ | nipping at your nose? Norm: Yep, now | | let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, | | huh? | | | | -- Cheers, Feeble Attraction | | | | Sam: What are you up to Norm? Norm: My | | ideal weight if I were eleven feet | | tall. | | | | -- Cheers, Bar Wars III: The Return of | | Tecumseh | | | | Woody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. | | Peterson. Norm: You mean, `Nice cold | | beer going *down* Mr. Peterson.' | | | \ -- Cheers, Loverboyd / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;