Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is an old custom among my people. \ | When a woman saves a man's life, he is | | grateful. | | | | -- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A | | Private Little War", | | | \ stardate 4211.8. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;