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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ When alerted to an intrusion by         \
| tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm    |
| yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If |
| hostile, kill him.                      |
|                                         |
| Step number 3 is of particular          |
| importance. If you leave the guy alive  |
| out of misguided softheartedness, he    |
| will repay your generosity of spirit by |
| suing you for causing his subsequent    |
| paraplegia and seek to force you to     |
| support him for the rest of his rotten  |
| life. In court he will plead that he    |
| was depressed because society had       |
| failed him, and that he was looking for |
| Mother Teresa for comfort and to offer  |
| his services to the poor. In that       |
| lawsuit, you will lose. If, on the      |
| other hand, you kill him, the most that |
| you can expect is that a relative will  |
| bring a wrongful death action. You will |
| have two advantages: first, there be    |
| only your story; forget Mother Teresa.  |
| Second, even if you lose, how much      |
| could the bum's life be worth anyway? A |
| Lot less than 50 years worth of         |
| paralysis. Don't play George Bush and   |
| Saddam Hussein. Finish the job.         |
|                                         |
| -- G. Gordon Liddy's "Forbes" column on |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;