Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A commune is where people join together \ | to share their lack of wealth. | | | \ -- R. Stallman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;