Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Bambification: \ | | | The mental conversion of flesh and | | blood living creatures into cartoon | | characters possessing bourgeois | | Judeo-Christian attitudes and morals. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;