Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know what we can be like: See a guy \ | and think he's cute one minute, the | | next minute our brains have us married | | with kids, the following minute we see | | him having an extramarital affair. By | | the time someone says "I'd like you to | | meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late | | again with the child support!" | | | | -- Cynthia Heimel, "A Girl's Guide to | \ Chaos" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;