Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Not drinking, chasing women, or doing \ | drugs won't make you live longer -- it | \ just seems that way. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;