Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?" Yogi \ | Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even | \ carbonated." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;