Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Whenever someone tells you to take \ | their advice, you can be pretty sure | \ that they're not using it. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;