Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your digestive system is your body's \ | Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, | | dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of | | unexpected twists and turns, being | | attacked by vicious secretions along | | the way, and not knowing until the last | | minute whether it will be turned into a | | useful body part or ejected into the | | Dark Hole by Mister Sphincter. We | | Americans live in a nation where the | | medical-care system is second to none | | in the world, unless you count maybe 25 | | or 30 little scuzzball countries like | | Scotland that we could vaporize in | | seconds if we felt like it. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Stay Fit & Healthy | \ Until You're Dead" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;