Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Solver_: add users who \ | should be messing with sound to group | | | | audio.. Make sure the devices are all | | group audio (ls -l | | | | /dev/dsp will give you the fastest | | indication if it's probably | | | | set right) and build a kernel with | | sound support for your card | | OR optionally install alsa source and | | build modules for that | | | | with make-kpkg OR (not | | recommended) get and install evil | | OSS/Linux evil | | | | non-free evil binary only evil | | drivers---but those are evil. | | | | And did I mention that it's not | \ recommended? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;