Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Good-bye. I am leaving because I am \ | bored. | | | \ -- George Saunders' dying words / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;