Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / He who is in love with himself has at \ | least this advantage -- he won't | | encounter many rivals. | | | \ -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;