Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A consultant is a person who borrows \ | your watch, tells you what time it is, | | pockets the watch, and sends you a bill | \ for it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;