Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Our policy is, when in doubt, do the \ | right thing. | | | | -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton | \ Industries / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;