Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Try not to have a good time ... This is \ | supposed to be educational. | | | \ -- Charles Schulz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;