Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...I don't care for the term \ | 'mechanistic'. The word 'cybernetic' is | | a lot more apropos. The mechanistic | | world-view is falling further and | | further behind the real world where | | even simple systems can produce the | | most marvelous chaos. | | | \ -- Peter da Silva / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;