Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Speaking of Godzilla and other things \ | that convey horror: | | | | With a purposeful grimace and a | | Mongo-like flair He throws the spinning | | disk drives in the air! And he picks up | | a Vax and he throws it back down As he | | wades through the lab making terrible | | sounds! Helpless users with projects | | due Scream "My God!" as he stomps on | | the tape drives, too! | | | | Oh, no! He says Unix runs too slow! Go, | | go, DECzilla! Oh, yes! He's gonna bring | | up VMS! Go, go, DECzilla!" | | | | * VMS is a trademark of Digital | | Equipment Corporation. * DECzilla is a | | trademark of Hollow Chocolate Bunnies | | of Death, Inc. | | | \ -- Curtis Jackson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;