Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /If charging someone for \ | violation of US crypto laws would get | | | | you laughed out of court, just | | "investigate" them on hte charge | | | | of TREASON! Tea, anyone? | | I'd rather drown politicians | | instead of tea :) espy: | | politicians have gills, duh | \ weasels don't have gills / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;