Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Girls marry for love. Boys marry \ | because of a chronic irritation that | | causes them to gravitate in the | | direction of objects with certain | | curvilinear properties. | | | \ -- Ashley Montagu / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;