Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / `Just the place for a Snark!' the \ | Bellman cried, | | | | As he landed his crew with care; | | Supporting each man on the top of the | | tide | | | | By a finger entwined in his hair. | | | | `Just the place for a Snark! I have | | said it twice: | | | | That alone should encourage the crew. | | Just the place for a Snark! I have said | | it thrice: | | | \ What I tell you three times is true.' / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;