Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Every man who has reached even his \ | intellectual teens begins to suspect | | that life is no farce; that it is not | | genteel comedy even; that it flowers | | and fructifies on the contrary out of | | the profoundest tragic depths of the | | essential death in which its subject's | | roots are plunged. The natural | | inheritance of everyone who is capable | | of spiritual life is an unsubdued | | forest where the wolf howls and the | | obscene bird of night chatters. | | | | -- Henry James Sr., writing to his sons | \ Henry and William / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;