Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So as your consumer electronics \ | adviser, I am advising you to donate | | your current VCR to a grate resident, | | who will laugh sardonically and hurl it | | into a dumpster. Then I want you to go | | out and purchase a vast array of | | 8-millimeter video equipment. | | | | ... OK! Got everything? Well, *too bad, | | sucker*, because while you were gone | | the electronics industry came up with | | an even newer format that makes your | | 8-millimeter VCR look as | | technologically advanced as toenail | | dirt. This format is called "3.5 | | hectare" and it will not be made | | available until it is outmoded, | | sometime early next week, by a format | | called "Elroy", so *order yours now*. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "No Surrender in the | \ Electronics Revolution" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;