Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Mental Ground Zero: \ | | | The location where one visualizes | | oneself during the dropping of the | | atomic bomb; frequently, a shopping | | mall. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;