Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Well," said Programmer, "the \ | customary procedure in such cases is as | | follows." | | | | "What does Crustimoney Proseedcake | | mean?" said End-user. "For I am an | | End-user of Very Little Brain, and long | | words bother me." | | | | "It means the Thing to Do." | | | | "As long as it means that, I don't | | mind," said End-user humbly. | | | \ [with apologies to A. A. Milne] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;