Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Look, we trade every day out there with \ | hustlers, deal-makers, shysters, | | con-men. That's the way businesses get | | started. That's the way this country | | was built. | | | \ -- Hubert Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;