Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Innocence ends when one is stripped of \ | the delusion that one likes oneself. | | | \ -- Joan Didion, "On Self Respect" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;