Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The next person to mention spaghetti \ | stacks to me is going to have his head | | knocked off. | | | \ -- Bill Conrad / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;